{"id":272,"date":"2023-03-07T15:59:24","date_gmt":"2023-03-07T15:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/?p=272"},"modified":"2023-03-08T17:00:31","modified_gmt":"2023-03-08T17:00:31","slug":"when-james-got-married-to-the-girl-he-dreamed-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/index.php\/2023\/03\/07\/when-james-got-married-to-the-girl-he-dreamed-of\/","title":{"rendered":"When James Got Married to the Girl he Dreamed of"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"44ac8894d5dcb0c20097c3713e060d9e\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<style> div[data-widget-id=\"1664579\"] { min-height: 300px; } <\/style>\r\n    <div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1664579\">\r\n    <\/div>\r\n    <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n    <\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Pinterest-Pin-1-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Pinterest-Pin-1-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Pinterest-Pin-1-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Pinterest-Pin-1-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Pinterest-Pin-1.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">and said, \u201cDo you want to see me wee wee?\u201d<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">She yelled, \u201cNo! No! please zip it up.\u201d<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">Instead of being annoyed, James was pleased. On the evening of their engagement to be married, he tried the same thing, with the same result. Finally on the wedding night, they were alone in the hotel room.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">When he unzipped his fly and said to her, \u201cDarling, now you can look at what I\u2019ve got here\u201d, and proceeded to take out his organ.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">She looked and replied, \u201cOh, What a sweet looking wee-wee!\u201d<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">James said, \u201cNo darling you don\u2019t have to call it a wee-wee now; you can call it a co*k.\u201d<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">She looked at it for a while and then said \u201cNo James that\u2019s a wee-wee. 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