{"id":300,"date":"2023-03-12T16:48:47","date_gmt":"2023-03-12T16:48:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/?p=300"},"modified":"2023-03-12T16:53:03","modified_gmt":"2023-03-12T16:53:03","slug":"an-elderly-man-rear-ends-a-guy-driving-an-expensive-sports-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/index.php\/2023\/03\/12\/an-elderly-man-rear-ends-a-guy-driving-an-expensive-sports-car\/","title":{"rendered":"An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"44ac8894d5dcb0c20097c3713e060d9e\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<style> div[data-widget-id=\"1664579\"] { min-height: 300px; } <\/style>\r\n    <div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1664579\">\r\n    <\/div>\r\n    <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n    <\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/An-elderly-man-rear-ends-a-guy-driving-an-expensive-sports-car-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/An-elderly-man-rear-ends-a-guy-driving-an-expensive-sports-car-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/An-elderly-man-rear-ends-a-guy-driving-an-expensive-sports-car-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/An-elderly-man-rear-ends-a-guy-driving-an-expensive-sports-car-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/An-elderly-man-rear-ends-a-guy-driving-an-expensive-sports-car.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. \u201cLook what you did to my car\u201d he yells. \u201cyou\u2019re gonna give me $10,000 right now or I\u2019m gonna beat you to a pulp!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u201cOh my\u201d says the old man, I don\u2019t have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he\u2019ll know what to do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Dolphins, the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">So, YOU\u2019RE a dolphin trainer, huh? 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