{"id":315,"date":"2023-03-12T17:09:19","date_gmt":"2023-03-12T17:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/?p=315"},"modified":"2023-03-12T17:09:51","modified_gmt":"2023-03-12T17:09:51","slug":"a-guy-goes-to-jail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/index.php\/2023\/03\/12\/a-guy-goes-to-jail\/","title":{"rendered":"A Guy Goes to Jail"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"44ac8894d5dcb0c20097c3713e060d9e\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<style> div[data-widget-id=\"1664579\"] { min-height: 300px; } <\/style>\r\n    <div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1664579\">\r\n    <\/div>\r\n    <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n    <\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/A-Guy-Goes-to-Jail-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/A-Guy-Goes-to-Jail-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/A-Guy-Goes-to-Jail-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/A-Guy-Goes-to-Jail-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/A-Guy-Goes-to-Jail.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">A guy goes to jail. First night after lights out he hears someone yell out, \u201c49!\u201d, then the entire cell block bursts out laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">A few moments later, someone else yells out, \u201c88!\u201d, and everyone laughs again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The new inmate turns to his cellmate and asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s with the numbers? Why is everyone laughing?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">His inmate replies, \u201cWell, we\u2019ve all been here so long we\u2019ve heard every joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Instead of telling the entire thing and wasting time, we gave each joke a number, so we can just yell out the joke number and everyone gets a laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The new inmate says, \u201cHuh\u2026 I guess that makes sense,\u201d and after thinking a moment, asks, \u201cCan I try?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">His cellmate says, \u201cYeah, sure, go ahead. Just yell out a number, everyone will know which joke you\u2019re telling.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">So the guy yells out into the darkness, \u201c22!\u201d, but nobody laughs. He frowns, waits a moment, then yells out, \u201c70!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Again, nothing. 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