{"id":388,"date":"2023-04-14T15:45:32","date_gmt":"2023-04-14T15:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/?p=388"},"modified":"2023-04-14T15:46:26","modified_gmt":"2023-04-14T15:46:26","slug":"little-johnny-and-his-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/index.php\/2023\/04\/14\/little-johnny-and-his-daddy\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny And His Daddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"44ac8894d5dcb0c20097c3713e060d9e\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<style> div[data-widget-id=\"1664579\"] { min-height: 300px; } <\/style>\r\n    <div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1664579\">\r\n    <\/div>\r\n    <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n    <\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"542\" src=\"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Little-Jonny-And-His-Daddy-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Little-Jonny-And-His-Daddy-1.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Little-Jonny-And-His-Daddy-1-300x163.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dailygreenhouse.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Little-Jonny-And-His-Daddy-1-768x416.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Little Johnny was a seven year old boy. He was naughty, funny and very mischievous. One day, his mom was unwell and he was looked after by his daddy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Little Johnny\u2019s daddy asked him to go to bed as it was close to 9.30 pm. Little Johnny went to his room. His daddy was watching television in the living room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">It was 9.45 and Little Johnny called, \u201cDaddy, can you please bring me a glass of water to drink?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Daddy was annoyed, \u201cNo way Johnny! You get it on your own!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">After five minutes, Little Johnny called his dad and said, \u201cDaddy can you please give me a glass of water? I\u2019m very thirsty\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Daddy replied, \u201cNo Johnny. I already told you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">After five minutes, Little Johnny shouted, \u201cDaddy can you please give me water?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Daddy said, \u201cI told you twice, I won\u2019t! If you ask again, I will come in and spank you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Little Johnny was silent for a while. After 10 minutes, \u201cDaddy, when you come to spank me, can you please give me a glass of water?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Daddy was speechless!<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny was a seven year old boy. He was naughty, funny and very mischievous. 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