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When a Woman Keeps Asking his Husband About the Food he Likes to Eat

It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.

At lunchtime, she asks him if he’d like something. “How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?”

He declines. “The Viagra,” he says, really trashes my desire for food.

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. “Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pies Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?”

He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry.”

“Well,” she says: “Would you mind getting off me? I’m bloody starving”.

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