When Little Johnny fell in a Love with his Teacher

Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, “with whom?”

“With you!” he said.

“But Little Johnny,” said the teacher gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? Sure I’d like a husband of my own someday… but I don’t want a child.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” said Little Johnny reassuringly, “I’ll use protection!”