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The teenager tells her “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!” and out she

I Went To Japan On A Holiday and I had a very close online Japanese friend I met on a

A guy goes to jail. First night after lights out he hears someone yell out, “49!”, then the entire cell

“Nice to meet you” she says to her date as they seat themselves in the booth “So tell me about

A chicken walks into a library and up to the front desk. “Buk” says the chicken. So the librarian gives

An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out of his car

A man runs home from work The second he gets home he finds his wife of 20 years, takes her

Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, “with whom?” “With you!” he said. “But Little Johnny,” said the

It’s really taken the edge off my appetite. At lunchtime, she asks him if he’d like something. “How about a

and said, “Do you want to see me wee wee?” She yelled, “No! No! please zip it up.” Instead of